Everyone knows that Episode 2 will suck like Episode 1,a dn if ti doesn't, then that's no reason to get excited. Becasue if it si good, then that only means that the crushing disapointment of Episode 3 will be all the more crushing. Surely everyone by now has taken all the nessessary precautions to save themselves from the mental trauma that will be three hours of Lucas, in a little darkended room full of Star Wars paraphanalia, and the auideiance will be forced to sit and watch as, toy by toy, he masturbates over the accuratly recrerated plastic visages screaming "See this?! This is your fucking CHILDHOOD!! And I'm wanking on it! Haha! Fuck your dreams! I'm George Lucas and I fucking OWN YOUR HAPPY MEMORIES!! So fuck you! I can do what I like! And if you complain, I'm gonna strap on a Rastafarian wig and put on an accent and talk about all "ma borther's is gay"! That'll really give the fucking critics something to bitch about! Cos I didn't take my dubious views of race far enough with the fucking pussy Jar Jar! Fuck all y'all!!"
And no, he can't sue for libel cos it's his own fucking fault for being a complacent, artless hack and making shit movies for a shit auidience. He can come back and bitch when gets a moral highground.
This is a threadI'm particularly enjoying at the moment... Tho obviously it does mean I can't tell you about how I spent 40 mins sat on grass looking at clouds and making daisy chains with a girl who wants to want to eat grass, because that isn't very angsty.
On another tip, Meanwhile Back In Communist Russia's ceedee has, according to HMV, been "discontinued". But that means shit, as they appear to be systematically removing All Good Stuff (hello? Peaches? Melt-banana? cLOUDDEAD? Half of Sonic Youth's back catalogue? All Girl Summer Fun Band? Smog? Fucking anything?!) from their store here. Which is fine, because my world was so clearly lacking in an oversized Woolworths record department before last Monday, but... nwo that they're not even ordering harder to get stuff, how do people here get their music? It was the only store that catered for any sort of possibly-only-in-my-head market for indie mucis of all sorts on the island. Tho there could just be removing all signs of innovation from their shelves so that they do not sully the name of the Isle of Wight Festival and will bring it all back when they've stopped celebrating Total Fucking Shit.
In between this and having to calm down and help my sick form tutor after some class of little Year 11 shits drove her up the wall and trashed her classroom... No. This is just stupid. How do people do this? I don't get it... Why are we all shits?
I'mnot angry about this, really. I'm confused by it. I really don't understand...